1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn (1982)
What, not Star Trek IV? Nope. This movie is a great conflict between two strong characters, each with a starship to express their strengths. Ricardo Montalbán does an amazing job as Kahn, reprising his role from the television series. He makes a nasty villain. A fun, intense and ultimately powerful movie.
2. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
While it gets a little preachy, this fish-out-of-water tale (I'm talking about the Enterprise crew in 1980s San Francisco and not the whales who aren't fish anyway) is hilarious at times and yet there's a quest that needs to be finished.
3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Klingons spouting Shakespeare and Sulu with his own ship, this fast and fun movie has an amazing climatic battle. The one thing I disagree with is Klingon blood is not pink.
4. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Yes, there was a new actor play Savik (and not doing as good a job) but Christopher Lloyd plays against type as the Klingon villain. Sometimes funny and sometimes moving.
5. Galaxy Quest (1999)
Yes, I'm serious. This parody of all things Star Trek is an hilarious sendup of the whole sub-culture. If you're a fan of Star Trek, you have to see this movie.
6: Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
The best of the Next Generation movies involves the Borg and the first use of warp speed by humans. While this introduced the Borg Queen, a concept I don't like, the action sequences are well done and exciting.
7: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Don't hire Robert Wise to direct science fiction. This director of The Sound of Music was in over his head. Slow and boring (sometimes called the "no motion picture") this movie also contains the horrible line: "It fell into what they used to call a black hole." I mean, who talks like that? "They came here in what they used to call a horseless carriage."
8: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Again, a Next Generation film, this is a movie that needed work from the get-go. With a lackluster script this movie had issues. It has interesting parts, but mostly it's just boring. And the "Captain Picard Single Combat Warrior" ending just annoys me. In the series everyone worked together to solve the problems.
9: Star Trek: Generations (1994)
The first of the Next Generation movies. They attempted to "pass the torch" from the original series crew. But it wasn't handled very well and there are so many plot holes and violations of Star Trek canon, it just doesn't work.
10. Star Trek (2009)
The J.J. Abrams reboot/Kelvin timeline that I barely acknowledge. This is the one movie that is watchable. It's amusing to view and occasionally fun. And it does have the first product placement in any Star Trek movie. And Zoe Saldana almost makes it worth watching.
11. Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
The last Next Generation move, the plot was overwrought, the climatic battle was unbelievable, and the whole thing was rather boring.
12. Star Trek into Darkness (2013)
At one point in this movie, Alice Eve strips down to her underwear. Completely gratuitously. Other than that, there is nothing good about his J.J. Abrams movie. Although Zoe Saldana almost makes it worth watching.
13. Star Trek Beyond (2016)
The last (so far) of the J.J. Abrams abominations. Again, not very good. Although Zoe Saldana almost makes it worth watching.
14. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Directed by William Shatner, this movie is awful, terrible, and not well done. "Why does God need a starship?" Well, I guess it's not God after all. Just avoid this movie altogether.
Am I nuts? Do you agree with my list and the order they are in? Let me know in the comments below.